April 2009
23 posts
“Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.”
—
Dwight Schrute
(via rulesformyunbornson)
“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else.”
—Jonathan Safran Foer (via cheeya9000)
“An Italian boy is sending songs to you to-night from an accordion, / A Polish boy is out with his best girl; they marry next month, / to-night they are throwing you kisses.”
—Carl Sandburg
Passive-Agresive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics.
BY DOUG CAMPBELL AND JULIA McCLOY
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“You must have taken a whole hour just to make up your face.”
“You don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on.”
“Maybe you’re just like my mother.”
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Q. At the very beginning of Paper Towns, you say that “everyone gets a miracle.” What was your miracle?
A. Sarah.
” —John Green
“it’s okay. hammerman will save me.”
—Penny. Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
