"white people" sung to the tune of queen’s "bicycle"
what a time to be alive
Now you’re thinking with portals.
Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.
this is it
this is what technology was meant for
*adds to cart*
i once read a draco/harry fanfiction and they used a magical object to do this same thing
i’m glad technology has finally caught up to dirty smut fantasies from the HP era
hank green’s fart fart fart story is my favorite of all nerdfighter lore
ultimate grumpy tennant
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
dang boy are you my appendix because I don’t need you or anything but I kind of want you inside of me anyway